
The Desert Beacon Sunday Deck Bass has been referred to as northern Nevada’s “unwanted,” “uncoveted,” and “unsought,” award for politicians and public figures who best illustrate the flipping and flopping of a caught bass on a boat deck. However, perhaps the adjectives were “unwarranted?” Perhaps there is a politician who has Embraced the Bass? Kissed the Fish? Fingered the Fins? Gushed over the Gills? Such might be the case of GOP presidential candidate Senator John Sidney McCain III (R-AZ)!
After all, the Sunday Deck Bass is the one race in which the Arizona solon is definitely winning, with his Ten SDB’s in hand, one ahead of his nearest rivals President George W. Bush and Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons. Perhaps he meant to have a week during which he rushed headlong to the front of the Fish List on a wide range of topics, from Social Security to the Pittsburgh Steelers?
Social Insecurity: Speaking to a campaign session in Portsmouth, OH this past week, Senator McCain said: “Americans have got to understand that we are paying present-day retirees with the taxes paid by young workers in America today," he said. "And that's a disgrace. It's an absolute disgrace, and it's got to be fixed.” [WaPo] Senator McCain may believe that one generation’s contributions to the next might be “an absolute disgrace,” but that’s how the system’s been working since 1935. The McCain Camp gyrated about trying to ‘explain’ that the quote was taken out of context and that the Senator ‘meant’ to say that the fact that the system hadn’t been reformed (privatized?) was the real disgrace. [MJ] Nice try, but the quotation was set in context, and the Senator really does favor privatization of Social Security.
Mental Recessions: On Wednesday, July 9th, Sen. John McCain’s top economic adviser former Texas Senator Phil Gramm (who is also the McCain Campaign co-chair) gave a now well publicized interview with the Washington Times. During the session Gramm declared that we’re only having a “mental recession.” The McCain campaign initially tried to support Gramm’s comments only to reverse position saying, “Gramm’s comments are not representative of John McCain’s views.” [MJ] Gramm remains co-chair of the McCain Campaign.
Little Blue Pills vs. Little Yellow Pills: Early last March, the McCain Campaign was pleased to announce the addition of former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina as a “leading surrogate for the McCain campaign and as chairman of fund-raising for the get-out-the-vote efforts.” [SJMN] We didn’t hear much from or about Fiorina until that fateful breakfast meeting this past week with reporters during which she offered “"a real, live example which I've been hearing a lot about from women: There are many health insurance plans that will cover Viagra but won't cover birth-control medication. Those women would like a choice." For effect, the woman frequently mentioned as a possible McCain running mate repeated: "Those women would like a choice." [WaPo]
Oops! The ‘leading surrogate’ either forgot, or didn’t know, that McCain had voted against requiring insurance companies to offer coverage for birth control prescriptions in 2003 and 2005. [TP] Afterwards, Fiorina spun around several times without effectively explaining away her previous explanation, [ABC] and McCain wriggled like a landed bass “unable to recall his votes” during questioning from a Los Angeles Times reporter which the Huffington Post kindly posted complete with video.
Supporting the Veterans? McCain caught some critical questioning from a veteran during his Denver town hall meeting about his support for legislation improving health care services. [TWI] The candidate responded by asserting that he’d won every award from every veterans’ group, which, of course, doesn’t answer the question. The bills to which the questioner might well have been referring are:
*August 2001: voted against increasing the amount available for medical care for veterans by $650 million. (S.Amdt. 1218 to S.Amdt. 1214 to H.R. 2620; vote 263)
*March 2004: voted against a bill that would have funded a reserve fund to increase veterans’ medical care by eliminating $1.8 billion in abusive tax loopholes. (S.Amdt 2745 to S. Con Res. 95, vote 40)
*March 2006: voted against increasing veterans’ medical services by $1.5 billion to be paid for by closing corporate tax loopholes. (S.Amdt 3007 to S. Con. Res. 83, vote 41)
*April 2006: voted against $430 million for the Department of Veterans Affairs for medical services for outpatient care and treatment for veterans. (S.Amdt. 3642 to H.R. 4939, vote 98)
*May 2006: voted against an amendment to provide $20 million to the VA for health care facilities. (S.Amdt 3704 to H.R. 4939, vote 111) [VCS]
As posted earlier, McCain appears willing to vote for bills of interest to veterans if the legislation doesn’t cost anything, or doesn’t require closing corporate tax loopholes. [DB] Senator McCain is tentatively scheduled to address the DAV convention in Las Vegas, NV on August 9, 2008. [DAV]
Packers or Steelers? One of the core narratives of the McCain campaign is the heroic nature of the Senator’s service to his country during the Vietnam War. Additionally, he’s labeled his campaign “the straight talk express.” With these two considerations in mind it’s inconceivable that he could have muffed his recent remarks in Pittsburgh so badly.
During an interview with KDKA (Pittsburgh) McCain stated that he “named the defensive line of the Pittsburgh Steelers as my squadron mates under interrogation.” [EFN] Every other version of this element of McCain’s story states that the line in question was that of the Green Bay Packers, including this excerpt from McCain’s own book, Faith of My Fathers: “Eventually, I gave them my ship’s name and squadron number, and confirmed that my target had been the power plant. Pressed for more useful information, I gave the names of the Green Bay Packers offensive line, and said they were members of my squadron.” [ABC]
The McCain campaign responded that this was “an honest mistake,” and a “non-story.” Frankly, the initial Green Bay Packer version makes infinitely more sense; the Packers won national titles in 1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, and 1967. [PFR] The Steelers, by contrast had a rough decade. In 1965 they went 2-12-0; in 1966 they were 5-8-1; and in 1967 the team had a 4-9-1 record. [PFR] In short, they weren’t even all that memorable at the time.
Immigration Issue Migration: Senator McCain spoke to the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials including in his remarks: “McCain, speaking first, promised the approximately 700 attendees that resurrecting the bipartisan immigration bill he helped shape last year would be at the forefront of his agenda as president.
“It would be my top priority yesterday, today and tomorrow,” McCain said in response to a question about whether he would pursue a comprehensive approach beyond his campaign promise to secure the border in his first 100 days in office.” [Politico]
This doesn’t quite square with his statement to MSNBC last November: “I understand why you would call it a, quote, shift," McCain told reporters Saturday after voters questioned him on his position during back-to-back appearances in this early voting state. "I say it is a lesson learned about what the American people's priorities are. And their priority is to secure the borders." [MSNBC]
Nor does it match up with his statement during the January 30th GOP debate he said that he would not now vote for his own bill: “Q: At this point, if your original proposal came to a vote on the Senate floor, would you vote for it? […] McCAIN: No, I would not, because we know what the situation is today. The people want the borders secured first.” [TP]
For more flippity-flopping documentation visit “JukeBox John Keeps Changing His Tune,” at the Huffington Post, then click over to see the full list. Securing this week’s Deck Bass gives Senator McCain a clear lead in the dubious Deck Bass pantheon of shame, with his Eleventh Sunday Deck Bass.
Other Great American Finned Follies can be found at Random Musing, and Extemporaneous Discourse with their respective Crappie and Eel Pouts ready for bestowal.